Gossip Girl here,
I am writing this on the day of the election to say: “Chuck Bass for President!”
I am tired of hearing whether we should vote for Obama or McCain (By the way, go vote for Obama!!!) when what our country really needs right now is Chuck Bass for President.
Think about the issues.
1) The economy
The economy is a major issue in this election. Well, Chuck Bass is RICH. Obviously he knows how to brave this economy and come out on top. Imagine if he could apply that sexy brain to the whole country; we would all be rich.
2) War on Terror
In the war on terror, who would you rather have as your president than Chuck Bass? I mean, do you think that the terrorists will f**k with America if they knew how crazy Chuck’s revenge would be? Chuck would get the other country back so badly that those terrorists would cry themselves to sleep.
3) Vice-Presidential Pick
Many people think Sarah Palin is great choice and many think she is a horrible choice (p.s: she is a HORRIBLE CHOICE). Palin spent $150,000 on clothing and she still dresses kind of lame. If Chuck Bass was president he would clearly Make Blair Waldorf his vice-president. Blair would shatter that glass ceiling for women and spend WAY MORE on clothing. She would be the sexiest vice-president ever. Take THAT Sarah Palin. Gotcha!
5) Because he is super hot
So let’s elect Chuck Bass for president in 2012.
What do you all think????? Can you think of other reasons why he would make a great President?
You know you love me,
xoxo
Gossip Girl
