Hey people!

I hope y’all loved criticizing Blake’s looks! That sounds like a mean thing to say but whatevs. It’s Leighton’s turn. Let’s take a look at her biggest faux pas of the year.

1. Sneakers? Who are you, Kristin Stewart?

I hate equating you with a girl who wears Converse on the red carpet but I’m sorry L, you proved my “Leighton does no wrong style wise” statement wrong. Reeboks with Ungaro? And that weirdass jacket looks like it’s made of bad quality paper.

This was the first look of yours I seriously did a double take of.  And I’m sorry about that.

AHHH it's the sneaker monster!

AHHH it's the sneaker monster!

2. Lous Vuitton does not always equal to fail safe. Exhibit A.

JESUS CHRIST, it looks like some weird amalgamation of Joker meets Barbie. With a bit of sofa cushion tapestry thrown in. Like, hello? The shoes are gorgeous, don’t get me wrong, but the dress and the tights? Horror. Freak show. This looks like it was painted by a bunch of kids and their oil pants. With the lights out.

Heath Ledger called. He wants his Joker make up back.

Heath Ledger called. He wants his Joker make up back.

3. Can we say transparent? This puts Audrina Patridge to shame. And that’s something.

You’re beautiful, L but this is just not right. You look like you’re a stripper from Scores with an unusually gorgeous face.

The shoes are super cute but looks ridiculous with this uber trampy dress. It kind of looks like bits of a profession swimmer’s bathing suit torn off and stitched with gross, sheery pieces of cloth.

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But that’s not it. Wait for it…

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Well, well, well. Would you look at that. Look who’s joined the pantless bandwagon.

Honey, Paris Hilton called, she wants her dress back.

4. Mumsy is not the way to make them boys swoon

We know you’re the kind of girl who could wear a sack and stop traffic but that’s just it. Even a sack whoops this “suburban mommy meets bag lady meets Nike saleswoman” dress’ ass squarely.  It looks like someone ripped the top half of her ill fitted dress, added a sports bra, painted it to look like the dress and made her parade around in it devant the paparazzi.

So THAT'S why Nike hired her!

So THAT'S why Nike hired her!

5. Ouch.

The header says it all. G.I. Joe much?

Ah. Ski pants with a silk top. That's how they dress for success, eh L?

Ah. Ski pants with a silk top. That's how they dress for success, eh L?

6. Bathings suits in the day are gay

What what?

We understand that you're tired but I bet you could do more than pull on your bathing suit?

We understand that you're tired but I bet you could do more than pull on your bathing suit?

7. It’s Courtney Love! Oh shit, no, it’s Leighton the Popstar.

This is where her real downfall started style-wise.

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What is WITH the hair and make-up? Shoes are fab but the dress redefines tacky.

8. White dress run over by the subway?

This one is definitely not puke inducing but not her best either. It looks like a $5879876896 stark white dress that was caught under the NY subway system. Several times. But  plus points for keeping the make up straight.

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But nothing is as bad as what she wore while performing:

9. Refrain from pairing lederhosen with velcro boob patches.

The heading says it all.

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10. And lastly, black duct tape across your body is icky.

I don’t even know where to start.

I guess she just taped on some black duct tape over her shiny sweatshirt. Um. Ick.

I guess she just taped on some black duct tape over her shiny sweatshirt. Um. Ick.

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So this was my Leighton version.

Which is your worst favorite? Do you have an outfit to nominate that I didn’t add?

Like I said for Blake, next year: out with the trashy, in with the classy!

XO

A*


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